[Summit] Fw: Parking

[Andrew Nosal]

Enlightened Citizen Activists of Summit!  To Arms To Arms!
for Peace?  for Justice?  A better sustainable World?
NO this is not a drill!  The Riff Raff is swarming and must be stopped!
To Arms!  What manner of weaponry is at hand?
At hand are the overnight parking ban and zoning regulations to limit 
backyard paving.  We must preserve them and smite remorselessly.
Caution Soldier!  Observe how your weapon sprays wildly;  It can not 
distinguish peaceful harmless neighbors from vile riff raff.
That it not smite me is my ONLY concern.  I got mine, Jack.  The Mark 
Patinkin School of East Side Liberal Social Consciousness teaches us that 
all you need to know about people who have bigger or different problems 
than your own is that their problems are their own fault and they deserve 
everything they have coming to them.