<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Thank you Mark. I needed an old-fashioned April Fools laugh. <br><br>Sam Grabelle, MSW<div><a href="http://www.samgrabelle.com">www.samgrabelle.com</a></div></div><div><br>On Apr 1, 2015, at 1:08 PM, Mark Binder <<a href="mailto:mark@markbinder.com">mark@markbinder.com</a>> wrote:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div><div>According to the Providence Journal, there's been a rash of "splash shield slashing" on the East Side.</div><div><br></div><div>According to reports, "A bunch of little green men with sharp knives are running around cutting the plastic that holds splash guards to cars. Then they run off, giggling madly."</div><div><br></div><div>House Speaker Nicholas Mattiello said, "I would do something about it, but they've already contributed to my reelection campaign, so my hands are tied."</div><div><br></div><div>John Marion pointed to this as yet another conflict of interest, saying, "He who splashes last splashes best."</div><div><br></div><div>Gina Raimondo objected to John's using the term "he" and said that "As the first female governor, I should be guarded against splashes too."</div><div><br></div><div>- Mark</div><br><div><br></div><br><blockquote type="cite"><br>Have any of you had your splash shields come loose lately? We've had both<br>cars have it happen to them in the last few weeks. Granted the roads are a<br>mess. But it's never happened to us before in all of our years of driving<br>our cars.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br><div><span><mark-binder-transmit-joy.png></span><br>---------------------------<br>Books and Audio in paperback, hardcover, audiobook and ebook for Kindle, Nook, Kobo, Android (Google Play) and iPad<br><br><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: auto; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">For programs: <a href="http://transmitjoy.com">http://transmitjoy.com</a><br></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: auto; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><div style="orphans: 2; widows: 2;">Twitter @transmitjoy<br>Facebook: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/transmitjoy">http://www.facebook.com/transmitjoy</a><br></div><br></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: auto; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><a href="http://markbinder.com">http://markbinder.com</a><br>Mark Binder | P.O. Box 2462 | Providence | RI 02906<br></div></div><br></div></blockquote><blockquote type="cite"><div><span>_______________________________________________</span><br><span>Summit mailing list</span><br><span><a href="mailto:Summit@sna.providence.ri.us">Summit@sna.providence.ri.us</a></span><br><span><a href="http://sna.providence.ri.us/mailman/listinfo/summit_sna.providence.ri.us">http://sna.providence.ri.us/mailman/listinfo/summit_sna.providence.ri.us</a></span><br><span>SNA Website: <a href="http://sna.providence.ri.us/">http://sna.providence.ri.us/</a></span><br></div></blockquote></body></html>